Every morning I wake up,
With no one by my side.
But a cute, little teddy bear,
That I hold with much pride.

I get up and drink a coffee
And save some for later.
That was made by my best friend,
The coffee maker.

Then, I hop into the shower.
Get dressed as some Frenchmen.
Wink at my secret crush,
Which happens to be my reflection.

I make sure I am ready to go,
Not leaving anything behind.
Give a kiss to my favorite lover,
My dog, who never escapes my mind.

Then I look at my boyfriend
The true shinning star
The one who is always there for me
My beautiful, sexy car.

Later on I see my enemy,
The one who causes my heart to throb.
It is him, its the monster,
It's what many people call a job.

I finally escape from him,
Thank God, I fled.
Back into my husbands arms,
Which is my beloved bed.